Personally I think anyone who cries at any time for any reason is weak and undeserving of happiness #MasterchefAU

"Wait, the recipe ends by saying 'just kidding!' Wtf?" #MasterchefAU

"What is good in life, Heston?" "To force your enemies to make sugar balls, to hear the lamentations of their women" #MasterChefAU

The worst thing about 'Best Evah’ dishes every season is it degrades the quality of the 3 course pizza Adam Liaw made in S2 #MasterChefAU

"Ok guys lets just chuck it in the bin and tell her we tasted it" #masterchefau

"My biggest issue with this dish is that Georgia has scattered slivers of pulled pork throughout and I'm just not sure" #masterchefau

"The hard part is that our scores will determine the winner, an eventuality we never prepared for" #MasterchefAU

"And oh how I hoped it would break you. How I longed to drink your tears and inhale your despair" #MasterChefAU

I now sort of hope Georgia wins & gets her own situational comedy show where she's placed in various busy commercial kitchens. #MasterChefAU

"Billie, I just don't like your face. I give you nought" #MasterChefAU

And let's not underestimate how hard those judges worked to keep it close #masterchefau

Now do we see the twist where Jessie comes back? #MasterchefAU

And her eyebrows have never been less than spectacular #MasterChefAU

"I couldn't think of a better person to defeat" #MasterChefAU

Beautiful personalities almost always make the best chefs #MasterChefAU

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Isn't Billie's best quality her ability to put masses of her own hair in every dish though? #MasterChefAU

"But that's not all we're giving away. John, we're giving you a Red Rover air rifle" #Masterchefau

"Now bear in mind the job I'm offering you is in data entry" #MasterChefAU

Nice touch putting the hyena chorus from the Lion King on the soundtrack #masterchefau