Buford: Help, my nerd is stuck in a tree! Look, it's your favorite calculator and some math problems!

Major Monogram: Carl, you disgust and fascinate me.

Phineas: It's half-man, half-bull! It's the Minotaur! Norm: My name is Norm. Phineas: It's Norm the Minotaur!

Ferb: I reckon herding cattle ain't for city folk.

Ferb: Well, it was definitely better than the gorilla in the cake.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: When it comes to havoc, nobody wreaks like me!

Candace: Oh, there you are, Perry. At least you're still around. Do you like wearing pink?

Jeremy: Ferb where did you learn to serve like that? Ferb: At the Yorkshire Athletic School for In Your Face.

Normbot: It's muffin time, sir! Dr. Doofenshmirtz 2D: You're broken!

Carl: Too bad Monogram isn't around to see this. Irving: He's gone to a better place. Carl: Yeah.... Oh, what the heck? I'm gonna call him!

Baljeet: Violence can only lead to more violence.

Irving: Internetland is not a real place!

Isabella: Fireside Bees, follow your noses.

Phineas: Ferb, make a note for later. Time travel pizzeria.

Phineas: Yes ma'am, you heard me right, I need three metric tons of your highest grade carrots delivered A.S.A.P.

Major Monogram: Carl! You said you could draw!

Phineas: Hi guys. Whatcha doin'? Xavier: I'm sitting under this digital tree. Fred: And I'm sitting next to him.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Did ya' hear that high note? That was the A above middle C, not too shabby.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: You don't pay him? Major Monogram: He gets college credit. Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Are you sure you're not evil?

Ferb: That's creepy on so many levels.