Blimey - Rishi Sunak is using the slogan “Let’s..rebuild the economy” Imagine his shock when he finds out he’s been chancellor for the last 3 years

Europe is on fire, meanwhile Kylie Jenner is taking 15 minute trips in her private jet. I could recycle everything, buy all my clothes second hand, compost and grow my own food for the rest of my life and it wouldn’t even begin to offset the footprint from one of her flights.

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You're not a horror writer until you've worried about how you'd explain Google search times like "home-made cremation chamber" and "how long does it take to burn a body at 400C?" to the police

Its all going really well in the UK at the moment

Owami Davies: timeline of missing nurse’s disappearance theguardian.com/uk-news/2022/a…

a bit in love with the way wealthy children describe their mothers’ mental illness & ailments in older books…. it’s always like “we mustn’t bother mother. she’s taken to bed with one of her colorstorms”

No gonna lie, I was glad Drew lost after he started belting out Oasis #WWECastle #wwe

Anyone else notice how the tiles are diagonal to allow the bishops to move straight down the aisle?

This will be retweeted every year until the wee guy admits to his mum that it was all just him

Really glad I sprung for extra legroom seats, thanks easyJet