Before dating your ex again just remember, reading the same book twice can be fun, but it doesn’t change the ending.

Hey I respect the hustle get that bag girl I just think it’s funny 🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️

NAH WHAT ARE YALL DOING IN FORTNITE 😭

So yall are telling me you only sell fans? And that if I need chain links I can just click on your bio???

Life’s to short to not be fucking

Twitter porn is going to be the death of me

When girls ask me if I’m into BDSM. Yes I bench, deadlift, squat and military press dafuq!?!

Porn literally made us fetishize dryers, window sills and being stuck under the bed 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

What is good for the hole is not always good for the soul

I can’t be the only one that thinks ogre Fiona is hotter than human Fiona?

Me When she gets her toes freshly done

I’ll say it again:

When she keeps kissing you while you’re cumming ❤️❤️❤️🫠🫠🫠

God i love veiny tiddies ❤️❤️❤️

Hear me out sex, only we keep the mandalorian helmets on the whole time.

*pulls condom out in porno* me: yup next video

Inuyasha has the best closings

I’m noticing a lot of OF girls are using the letters SW in a lot of their posts, I didn’t know girls were such Star Wars fans.❤️❤️❤️