So much for Dry January. Gin sales in the UK were up 23% in January. Maybe time for a 13th month - Ginuary ? #gin #ginuary #whynot

Best quote on Smollett-gate: 'If he wanted to be beaten up, he should have gone to Liam Neeson's neighbourhood' - Charles Barkley. 😁😁😁

How is that banning of fast food advertising working out for you Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan ? theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/f…

Here you go Prof David Bullard

He is used to dressing up particularly in places like India. Wonder what he'll look like in a fetching orange jumpsuit. What say you @Jaco_Kirsten

Jamie Carragher previews the Merseyside Derby uk.mansionbet.com/darren-farley/

How does a 42 year old SA man suffer from PTSD after having served in the SADF ? What say you @Jaco_Kirsten ? He would have been 16 when conscription ended or 12 when the border war ended. Unless he went on that jaunt into Lesotho in 1998. Gots !!! dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6…

*NEW: I preferred naked billiards party-boy Harry to this newly 'woke' planet-saving preacher. Meghan's turned him into a politically-correct hypocrite. My column: dailym.ai/2VNo8qU

The best thing to hit Twitter in recent years is Titania McGrath . A wind up merchant of note and adds much mirth to the daily grind. If you don't follow her then you bloody well should !!!

Saw one of those new electric black cabs in London today. Numberplate ended with these three letters CFC. Delicious irony. Yes , stuff like that makes me chuckle #irony #isntitironic

Can't wait for Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez , Nancy Pelosi and Kamala Harris to get stuck in here. Surely this is manna from heaven for them. All those rich tech capitalists aka "donors" need a stern talking to !!! theguardian.com/us-news/2019/m…

Take a bow Jennifer Kupcho . That was an amazing performance. Historic on so many levels. Can't wait to follow your career going forward. #golf #mastersladies #winner. Special mention to maria fassi for contributing to this spectacle

Respect !!!

Suspense is building👌

Massive respect to Rich Beem . Playing and commentating at the PGA Championship Is no mean feat. And by the way , he is now one of ours Sky Sports #skygolf

I love sitting in the back of the garden in summer looking at the house.

Brilliant show by #ZZTOP tonight. 50 years and still going strong. Mucho respect

My toppie would have been 77 today. I miss his calm , unemotional and lucid advice. Jissis he knew shit and how to deal with it. A mentor of note

Big day finally arrived. 2 Copies collected today in London. One copy to head to South Africa later this month for Ma's 80th. Best gift for someone who was born in the GDR. A massive shout out to Katja Hoyer for making this work. The way all my requests were handled was next level