Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor's arrest has triggered another police search ...

Oh my dicky ticker.... Scotland, you nearly triggered a sequal to my book! 😅 What an effort! Well done!

Nigel had a utilitarian, victory or defeat, speech ready for all eventualities....

SCOTLAND 26 - 14 FRANCE DARE WE DREAM?

Sorry, I was a wee bit premature with my last post,..... it's 33-14🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

SCOTLAND 50 - 40 FRANCE Hand me a duster and I'll do the ceiling light while I'm up here. 😂😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

How's this going, Lads?

Reform 2025 Ltd are stepping up their campaign to get Scots to vote for them ...

It's official ... HELL IS GOING TO FREEZE OVER ON SATURDAY!!!

When you suffer from premature ejaculation ...😂

🎶 Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, The Bunny's on his way, With lots of lovely Easter Eggs, Piled up on his sleigh 🎶