Me with a rich hun i bagged from Kabulonga in the Apple store by eastpark while she pays for my Mac book pro

NORMALIZE CHANGING YOUR OPINION ON SOMETHING AFTER LEARNING NEW INFORMATION. ITS OKAY. I PROMISE

i have two types of dissociation: 1) “that was yesterday?? it feels like months ago” 2) “that was 2 years ago??? i swore it was yesterday” and they take turns beating my ass

men are simple

Tommy 🍄 To be fair, bro was exposed to horrors beyond his comprehension, nearly got killed, was possesed, died, revived, killed people, fought high level horrors, saw multiple people he care about die, boxed his eldritch hater ass uncle, all at the age of 14

I won’t say which one out of these three is the worst handheld gaming experience I ever had. But I will say it was a waste of $200…

“Why is Africa so poor.” Because the continent literally subsidises the living standards of the rest of the world. You think it’s a coincidence Africans stay poor to maintain these standards? Bless your heart.

ADULT A-ala D-dear U-ukose L-Life T-Teinobe 😂😂

“She was easy” Bro she liked you. 💀

damn that little animation twirl she does before attacking is raw asf, i ain't ever even heard of this.. this gam- PARDON?????

Year older than me and beat tf up. Still working.

I love listening to MF DOOM because he'll say some weird rhyme like: "Jungle cat, bobcat, two rats and one gat" And the next line will be something like: "No church could ever bear a schism, overthrow governments that made a holy system, antidisestablishmentarianism"

Anytime a woman doesn't get her way with men it always ends up like this:

It’s all fun and games until the victim is female. 😒

money spread

my god this whore