The Golden Rule For Chicago: Do unto others as you would have done unto you and know a guy that knows a guy.

Now having my first slice of pound cake in years!

Teen Mom is toats my favorite show. (Toats=totally)

It's gatorade time, ya'all!

The real story here is that mankind is finally at a point where we are using laser guns on alien planets scientificamerican.com/gallery_direct…

#yokoQandA What is the source and purpose of meaninglessness? Q2: 'piece for shaking hands', why are you interested in people shaking hands?

Salad on the ground at chicago red line train stop!

Chicago school teachers to go on strike aje.me/S2wQc0

When we are caught up in a destructive emotion, we lose one of our greatest assets: our independence.

Contract the rainbow!

This just in: barbarque sauce and some Chinese food sauces are very similar!

Tomato slice underneath scaffolding

Thanks to my wife for this addition to my Food on the Ground photo series! #foodontheground

Man, it's early as hell but I can't stop thinking about that Jiffy Lube complimentary coffee.

Just ate some play-do!

Avacado in Lincoln Park.

New baby coming in two weeks I really need #My2K

Banana at Target

instagr.am/p/Te5hSzrdV1/ a taste of Wisconsin :-)

Spaghetti at 838am!