"whoa, who said I was talking to you?"

"I'm my own man. you love red and you know it."

"Correction: the bartender was flirting with ME. not the other way around. you should be happy to have a guy this good looking." he smirked as he took a bite from his plate.

"well she hasn't left me her number yet, so wouldn't that be rude?" he teased as he polished off the remainder of his beer and reaching into his pocket leaving an $100 bill on the table. "that should cover it. lets blow this place."

"That was unexpected. so you're not still mad at me?"

he glared unamused at the whipped cream on his lips, but the smile on her face made him crack a smile and return the kiss. "eat a snickers. you're not you when you're hungry."

"for eveyone asking what my signs are."

|| Jason Todd is Catholic. that's my new head cannon.

"You Good?"

Jason waves at the doorbell camera outside the house. He's in his Redhood gear, but his helmet is tucked underneath his arm. "Hey, so your delivery guy, your...Dasher? he was a real piece of work, so karma caught up to him. but I didn't want your food to get cold or whatever."

"contrary to popular belief around here, it's not illegal to get a good night's sleep." he stared across the table at her. his tone is a playfully mocking one. "You remember what that is, don't you? sleep?"

"I hope you brought a Spork because I'm taking gander after gander over here."

"That's where you miscalculated Waffles. You assume I talk to sane, normal women."

"it's okay, you can't be right all the time. Unless you're Barbara Gordon. that woman is a human spellcheck."

a sly smile stretched across his lips. "Consider that missing Cakepop a tip to your handsome delivery guy." he passed her thr bag and reached into his inner jacket pocket for his pack of cigarettes.

"I will /Never/ understand how shopping helps you people. I'd rather die. and I mean that literally." he sits down onto the floor beside her.

"your family had a car? wow. must have been nice. ahem check your privilege."

"any lane is a bike lane...if you're brave enough."