Adulthood is like looking both ways before crossing the street and then getting hit by an airplane

Hell is a place where those Hallmark Christmas romance movies on the W Network are on all day, every day. Oh wait, that’s my house.

Missed from last night's game, Trevor Moore demolishes Zdeno Chara (Credit to Reddit user u/elevenstewart for spotting this)

Public service announcement: nobody wants to see the same “give away” for a manicure or hair salon, trust me everybody has seen it 50 times already, thanks you from everybody else on Instagram

The employees at @Wholefoods can now wear poppies at work and rightfully so! It should never have taken the threat of Legislation to do the right thing. We will still make sure it never happens again in Ontario. #LestWeForget

I just want to know who was in charge of making TSN pre-game videos for the world juniors. Nobody wants to hear Justin Bieber to pump up a game.

Happy Canada Day 🍁 Bonne fête du Canada 🇨🇦 #AdventureAwaits #Canada🇨🇦 #CanadaDay2021

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Bruh... 😳🎳 🎥: Overtime

What do you think of the Team Canada jerseys for #PyeongChang2018?

You know the boys are real fellas when they wait till 9:30 in the parking lot just to go to crabbies for half price apps #fellamoment

10 likes on instagram: “Wow I need friends” 10 likes on twitter: “Wow I’m trending”

In case you forgot what day it is...

Canadian trash talk

How millennials celebrate a gold medal.

Maybe it’s a good thing I don’t have a lot of days off because when I do, I do absolutely nothing and just bug my friends that do work

It’s tough being a Leafs fan