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I drank so much water and now all I’m doing is peeing I hate you health freaks and ur bs about staying hydrated ain’t no way I need to pee this much in a day

Me throwing like on all of Jimmy O Yang’s stories as if he’ll ever see it

Chicken fried rice is fucking greedy why you gotta get the mom and the unborn child in there

The happiest people scream “I wanna k*** m*****!!!” At several points of the day

me supergluing my child’s eyes shut because i hate him

I love that when I see a cute lil animal being silly I think of how much mileage Anika would get from using it as a reaction image.

I literally haven’t opened twitter for two days and suddenly we got people rubbing banana peels on their faces fuck off so hard

People from my generation used to post this and mean it

Girlies make sure you do all the stuff on this thread as much as possible

Born to wear cute little outfits forced to look bomb af in a pair of jeans and a black long sleeve body suit 😞

Surely this little device with blue light and every online resource in the world won’t keep me up past my bedtime

Boom clap sound of my fart

Did he need to show hole for the pic tho?

Shave ur big toe girl we hittin the town

Me every morning x.com/jjfilms/status…

What happens to the extracted teeth your dentist let you keep when you die