JD Vance Sorry but you were the only baby ever worth choosing crack over. Every time your mom neglected you was justified. Sorry. Amy Adams sucked in that movie too, sorry. Nothing you touch ever goes right. You should try some of Elon’s medicine sometime. Sorry.

I think I need to finally give in and download citymapper because google maps is giving me the most convoluted way to get to Marble Arch from Highgate this morning

I hate this 😭😭😭😭😭

Attempting rowans sober tonight

Mohamed hadid is a wiggle?

Decided to make a lemon drizzle cake and didn’t read the recipe properly and only put 2 out of 4 eggs in. What a waste of time 😭😭😭

The most annoying pop up is the booking.com one from the national rail website. No, I don’t want to stay in Watford thanks

By not putting any money into savings and using my credit card a lot

Keep thinking about how my friend used to call Jacob elordi jacob eldoradi

wow monkey! good job!

I’d rather it be -5 and sunny than this grey dark constant downpour of rain

I’m watching the gay hockey show and I need a sexy man to push me up against a wall

Tell my friends I hate you but I love you just the same

It’s not meant for me 🫶🏻

RIP Tumblr, you died with dignity. AI would have ravaged you. What its doing to my beloved Pinterest is criminal.

As a bid to stop buying from Amazon I’ve been buying from random small business websites but let me tell you the customer service is appalling. What do you mean I placed my order an entire week ago and you haven’t shipped it yet