girls go on Twitter for 5 minutes just to retweet everything they see and dip

i would rather not get rescued

There’s drunk. Then there’s this guy drunk.

dont ever in yo damn life send me a 14 minute voice message

normalize letting me talk without making any sense

Why are threesomes only for sex why can’t I join in a couples argument if I want to

Please stop normalising: - Broodjes boven €5 - Basic cocktails boven €10 - iPhones boven €1000 - De L**n tickets boven €1,50

eleven and papa ❤️

my mom in the passenger seat soon as i go over 25mph

Groetjes van mijn 85ste herbruikbare winkeltas, die ik kocht nadat ik vergat m'n 84 andere herbruikbare winkeltassen te hergebruiken.

"komaan he, laatste loodjes!! 💪🏻"

I swear to god I will never marry a man

I love asking 4 different ppl for advice and still doing what i want