we will boil him soon alhamdulillah

her: you don't care about me you only care about your glittering treasure *im ignoring her and staring at my chest of glittering treasure , an expression of intense insanity and greed on my face is illuminated by the glow of the treasure*

مديرية الأمن العام تحذر من لعبة Doki Doki Literature Club الإلكترونية وكل الالعاب المشابهه لها ** ندعو الأهل لمراقبة ومتابعة الألعاب والمحتوى الذي يتابعه الأطفال التفاصيل: facebook.com/share/14WKCaCo…

if i was on the vengeful spirit the horus heresy wouldnt have went down like it did

"Homer, what did you do, get a haircut or something?" "Look closer, Lenny!" "Oh, you're the biggest man in the world now and you're covered in gold!"

Treat other people the way that you would like them to be treated

Never gets old

shrek walking up to the grocery store customer service desk slapping a fifty on the counter and ordering four gallons of apple juice

smoking the shit that made charlie kirk

having 4 cocktails and crawling up the stairs on all fours like a beast is one of the feelings of all time

lets have a round of applause for the inevitable best picture winner

Like inflation for nazis going away the moment Israel gets bombed feels like actually seeing a submarine with a screen door waving the Polish flag. It's not supposed to actually happen.

Im hearing that on his deathbed Chuck Norris received the light of Islam, and unhesistatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammed is his prophet!

chucklie kirkris. is this anything

(a bell rings, reminding me of previous times i have eaten) these memories are so good... might as well salivate. it's my choice.