Y’all... didn’t realize that? 🙄 x.com/ap/status/1016…

My dog’s name is: Finn What I call him: Finny Finny boy Finnegan Finnegan Killian Fink Bub Drama queen Demon Needy ho

should’ve gone home over spring break

Congrats Best American Roots Performance winner -"Saint Honestly" Sara Bareilles #GRAMMYPremiere #GRAMMYs

Sometimes I wish we knew what happened in Germany in the 1940's but they tore down all the statues so it is impossible.

me: I want to go to the pub government: you can now go to the pub me: no

Hi, your friendly neighborhood former gymnast and diver here to attempt to explain the mental phenomenon Simone Biles is experiencing: the dreaded twisties. 💀

just a psa: I love her a lot Hilary VanSickle

is he? you know? a little 💁🏻‍♀️

happy spoopy szn

accepting the fact that I will most likely get COVID bc people insist on coming into the coffee shop where I work while clearly sick and they never wear a mask

Talk about reinventing the sitcom for 2018. Genuine LOLs, then sudden poignancy to boot, and you know I love me some SHIFTS IN TONE. Footnote: everyone behind the scenes seems like a total mensch and I would like to shake their hand. In closing: Rita Moreno. #SaveODaaT

Now the moment we've all been waiting for...💃

I know diet soda is bad for you but you can pry ginger lime Diet Coke from my cold, dead hands