[fails miserably at a task] hmm. Given I’m the equal smartest person in the world I guess the obvious lesson is anyone can fail at this

the cia called me on the phone and instructed me to send them a video of me flicking my ballbag real hard a bunch of times and cooing in pain . i have done as they asked. here is my story

brutally accurate takedown from Mr. Piss here x.com/sgbuggs/status…

I guess my biggest take from AI so far is that it can’t do what it promised it could do during the strikes (cross the artistic uncanny valley) & I don’t think it will be able to do that & beat all the court cases before this round of venture funding runs out and the bubble bursts

these are always a ton of fun. come hang out with me & Joseph Fink, 👻🎃healthcare is a human right🎃👻 at 7pm ET tonight!

*olympic swimmer sized bong hit*

I'm in the 100th episode of one of the best podcasts out there!

I don't post here anymore, but just popping in to say that it is absolutely morally indefensible to spend money on any new Harry Potter stuff. The line could not be more clear. I do not care what it means to you, it is long past time to move on. It's not optional.

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come talk to me @ Joseph Fink, 👻🎃healthcare is a human right🎃👻 later today. maybe we'll even talk buc-ee's

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"AI" "art" guys come at you with the exact same smug, chip-on-their-shoulder "it's OUR turn now!!! you'll be eating your words in a couple years!!!" attitude that NFT guys had. it tells you everything about them: no skills, no drive, just a bottomless well of bitter entitlement

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"AI" companies thought plagiarism machines would be so profitable that they'd be able to skate past all the copyright theft. instead they have lost more money than any product since we invented money

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