I don't post here anymore, but just popping in to say that it is absolutely morally indefensible to spend money on any new Harry Potter stuff. The line could not be more clear. I do not care what it means to you, it is long past time to move on. It's not optional.

I'm in the 100th episode of one of the best podcasts out there!

*olympic swimmer sized bong hit*

This meme started as a joke but I think we're getting closer to a time when it will become the founding document of a new political party, which I will join btw

these are always a ton of fun. come hang out with me & Joseph Fink, 👻🎃healthcare is a human right🎃👻 at 7pm ET tonight!

I guess my biggest take from AI so far is that it can’t do what it promised it could do during the strikes (cross the artistic uncanny valley) & I don’t think it will be able to do that & beat all the court cases before this round of venture funding runs out and the bubble bursts

brutally accurate takedown from Mr. Piss here twitter.com/sgbuggs/status…

the cia called me on the phone and instructed me to send them a video of me flicking my ballbag real hard a bunch of times and cooing in pain . i have done as they asked. here is my story

[fails miserably at a task] hmm. Given I’m the equal smartest person in the world I guess the obvious lesson is anyone can fail at this

oh no

Me on Jupiter having achieved the state of more stupider

New Episode: He Is Still Holding A Knife

He is, in fact, still holding a knife.

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*Taking the podium at a political rally*
Unfortunately, vampires are woke now.
*Scattered cheering*
Dracula has gone woke
*Cheering increases*
Woke-ula
*Deafening roar of approval*

need to start keeping a list of all the times some big supposed display of bleeding edge technology turns out to just be A Guy

To the extent any non-sycophant reporter actually gets the chance to talk to Trump they have a moral (and more importantly, comedic) obligation to ask him what he really thinks about the Carroll verdict and give him as long as he needs to respond