When u depressed and a mf jus start talkin bout god

This being how The Long Walk is culturally immortalized is so

this is how healthy relationship looks like

google used to work. you used to be able to use google and it would work

Me at work pretending to be nice

maintaining whimsy amidst the horrors is actually a flex

made a tinder last night and 2,000 people have liked my profile since too bad I hate all of them because I’m in love with my best friend

guy fieri: okay, little lady, walk me through how we’re grillin’ this cheese me: two pieces of white bread, well-buttered. then the star of the show guy fieri: we talkin’ gruyère? pepper jack? gouda? me: kraft single guy fieri: sleazy does it, sister

thirstier than a man with a gallon of milk in his fridge rn

zero likes is never gonna stop me from saying bs

going celibate (waiting for someone to confess their feelings for me)

There’s no more secret admirers anymore just pervert pervert pervert