It's interesting growing up and learning that most adults are not smart. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn't think the situation was this dire.

I used to have weekly dreams that I was the American Dragon

Am I excited? I will be DEAD!

HORRIFIC tailoring oh my god

ah, that reminds me of a joke i heard once. its contents are largely forgotten, and immaterial in any case

when he says "ahwooo" it's scary because you think the werewolves are nearby. but then he says "the werewolves of london" and you think oh.. i'm not in london. but then you remember they could travel

Ash Wednesday

Tariff is a beautiful name for a baby girl

Pope news gonna make me start sports posting. Shooting off “RIP Tha 🐐” or “prayers up 🙏🏻💸” even

I accidentally put my cart before my horse and he ran right through it and now my shit is everywhere

I've always said Chicago is the Vatican city of the Midwest

choosing to sit at the bar at a restaurant so the bartenders know i have the heart of a cowboy

The situationship has ended, go in peace to love and serve the lord.

Every time I see the stupid "what if you were gay in Gaza" argument I think of this

Democratic Party Leaders: You have talked for six months about the need to create political excitement to get working class and young people involved in the political process. That’s exactly what Zohran did. Get behind him.

When men’s nipples cast a shadow it’s like what’s that about

“No tsitp spoilers!” Girls the books have been out for 14 years