*reads her cards and sees that the lovers is in the future events position*

Hmm. *she smiles* I wonder what that means.

*shuffles her deck of tarot card and lays them out on a table, face down*

*smiles* Yes? “Maahes: VAAAAAAAL”

*hums Nightcall by Kavinsky, playing with a purified strand of the bubonic plague in the air*

I shouldn't have opened my heart and let my walls down.

*whispers Maahes name*

*pushes writer over* I'm not a bitch!

*huffs*

Where's my boyfriend? Maahes! Maahes

*smiles and shivers* Maahes pic.x.com/9Cr1wTBy21

*whines*

All this modern medicine makes it hard for me to take care of anyone.

*She hums happily. Leaning her head back to give him more access*

I've never been so deeply in love with someone before as I am with you, Maahes. Ti amo amore mio.

Ignore the idiot. How are you, Deimos? x.com/ShockNTerror_/…

Maahes! *stomps her foot. Hands balled into fists* x.com/Lion__Warrior/…

@ShockNTerror_ Very pregnant with said idiot's child.

You deserve that and I'm not taking care of it either. x.com/Lion__Warrior/…

"Maahes~" Smiles seductively