He is staying in bed today, thank you very much. Nope to the rest of the world.

Be the beanbag To my phat ass

//lex is the real fucking mvp 😭😭😭

//my hero

//I really need to do my longer replies but head empty

//oh, its 4:30am, should probably sleep

//if I come and reread the replies I sent after I wake up tomorrow and theyre incoherent I will, in fact, cry

He'll be excusing himself from meetings early today, he's feeling fucking dreadful.

I used to think I was a hopeless romantic. Turns out I’m just hopeless.

... not gonna ask.

Frogs are cute.

Wh- Oh goodness. [Guess who's blushiiiing-]

//I'm coooooooold 😭😭😭

//does a gay little birthday dance

Oh, I know I do.

//I finally get to see my baby again 😭😭😂

( dreamy sigh. )

The sect leader has fallen ill; nothing serious, of course, but that never stopped the rumors from spreading before. Alas, he's too tired to care about such matters.