Has someone checked in on cinesthetic.

The guys who larp at socialism don’t actually understand labor unions? I’m shocked.

I wonder what it’s like to be this bad at your job

Trump doesn’t want to end the war, he just wants to do it in silence.

Post the last Monarch your ancestors lived under
Paternal Side/Maternal Side

Two Germans pretending they were Scots

Brigham Young up in his heavenly Minecraft server watching the Williamsburg polycules pressure President Ocasio-Cortez into signing the Polygamous Marriage Act of 2046:

MTV would play this every morning at 5:30 AM. My ass was seated in front of the tv for weeks before school to watch this.

fuck it here's the tenet inverted car chase with the challengers score

of all the examples he could've used this is probably the worst one bc this sounds literally like any other always sunny episode

paul vs feyd with the challengers score

if i have to see one more 'you could never make this show today'

I won’t meet the founding fathers in the afterlife. As Protestants, they are all destined for Hell.

the fact that they waited for the actress to turn eighteen just so they could make her film a rape scene that doesn’t even happen to her character in the books... d&d were truly disgusting weirdos

Check in on the people in your life who are basketball fans. What they are being forced to watch during every single timeout during the playoffs is truly traumatizing and something we would have all considered unthinkable even a year ago.

Eagles are one of the best bands to ever do it you just dislike them because you watched The Big Lebowski when you were 15

The mass layoffs at DSA are bad bc they will decimate DSA’s organizing capacity, they’re bad bc not justified by financial necessity anymore (if they ever were), but they’re also bad bc the leadership of a socialist organization is very publicly justifying them by arguing…

Hot take: also stop bringing your dogs. They don’t want to be strapped to your table for hours just as much as I don’t want to hear them bark!