I mastered how to be alone, it's the horny part that be cooking me.

Me when they finally bring food out but it’s for the other table

They just won a playoff series together wow

Cults require too much ‘together’ time, and as a person who enjoys their solitude and not listening to a man speak for too long, I know I would be excommunicated within a week.

and for the lady, perhaps a deep cleaned house, cancelled plans, a new series to watch, and zero human interaction?

There’s a phase you get to in life life, all those hymns you sang in your childhood as mere songs , starts making total sense Because what a friend we really have in Jesus ?

If I had been taught in primary school that Amelia Earhart died because men ignored dozens of distress calls from her, that would've been a lot more helpful to my life than growing up scared of the Bermuda Triangle. smh

The state of my week depends on you BEYONCÉ

i lied. i love going out i love coming home at 3am i love a good DJ set i love saying "yes" last minute i love sidequest maxing i love the shots i love to not take life so seriously

We on yo ass Bohemian Rhapsody sit tight.

recession in decatur

“do you lift?” yes. my eyes to Heaven and my burdens to the Lord.

2 years ago today, we heard Not Like Us for the first time… unforgettable 🔥

Me after someone I was pretending not to see calls my name

when u tell her to shave her pu$$y & u wake up bald

Some people are mean and bitter because they had a rough childhood. Some people are kind and caring for the same reason.

i do what i want as a black woman because they gonna think im mean or weird anyway 🤭

can’t wait to attend the met gala!!!!

hoe ass bitch

Feliz día de la Met Gala a todos los que celebran.