I ain't got no type, pizza is the only thing that I like (pan, hand tossed, stuffed crust, etc.)

Somewhere between I hate you and I wanna share this pizza with you

Nick Jonas, you can stuff my stocking

If you're a guy and you take more selfies than I do, don't.

Stuff my stocking and my pizza crust

Now accepting applications for New Year's Eve kiss recipients

Are you craving pizza? Cause I'd like a pizz-a dat ass.

My two favorite things in the world become one.

Cotton candy, sweet and low, let me see that pizza roll

My New Years resolution for fitness has turned into fitness whole pizza in my mouth

Last name hungry, first name always

If you can't be happy at least you can be drunk

*sends quiz to every guy in contacts list* Surprise boys, the answer is yes.

Being drunk means always having leftover pizza ready in the fridge for when you come home hammered at 3 am.

Me playing marry, fuck, kill: myself myself myself

You were just my type. Now you're more like Comic Sans.

Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder

I haven't forgot about top friends Snapchat and I'm not going to get over it

Tryna get that spring break bod, also tryna get my money's worth at the Pizza Hut buffet

@NetflixandVodka that's the practical thing to do obviously.