“The longer you live in New Orleans, the more unfit you become to live anywhere else.” – Chris Rose 🌞🌳⚜️🌿✨ #neworleans #onetimeinnola

I love the NFL - but it’s crazy the #s being put up by QBs & WRs due to fact that D can’t hit them anymore & can’t lay hands on them downfield... everyone is running free the entire game (or it’s a penalty)! Don’t get me wrong I LOVE Offense, but better when it’s a fair fight!

#IfIWonABillionDollars - Chick-fil-A open this Sunday - Van Halen back together by Monday - "The Office" back in production by Tuesday - Twitter EDIT button by Wednesday - Florida Georgia Line in prison by Thursday - Everyone gets Friday off

God Give His Toughest Battle’s To His Strongest Soldiers 🙏🏾 #GetLive40

We seriously just attempted a fg down 22-0? Wtf!

6 months of pure misery coming full speed ahead

In honor of the 20th anniversary of The Sopranos, I’m handing out Soprano nicknames today. Who wants one? FYI if you tell me your first name, this is way easier for me.

Awaiting an answer plz...

NOPD is looking for a stolen school bus. Police described it as “being yellow in color.” trib.al/ZhN2GQK

New Popeyes in North Carolina ruining daily commutes trib.al/QvpnoV3

Assault.

Definition of a classless a-hole: @MylesLGarrett

I'm coming homeeeeee... for a long wknd! RB Po boy, king cake, crawfish, Krewe du Vieux, Wedding, dranks, ibuprofen, yada yada yada!!! Happy Mardi Gras NOLA!!!

If this tweet gets 20k RTs... 200 random people getting signed jerseys 🤷🏾‍♂️