Reliving my glory days

You can lead a horse to water but you can't get any bitches

This is the future feminists want

Being in your 20's is lit and all but you host your first dinner party and realise the best is yet to come

*me, engaging in some violent delights* "Wow I sure hope these don't have any violent ends!"

Genuinely don't understand the appeal of chatGPT, I know TONS of people who can give me wrong answers to questions I ask them

Video games only exist to cater to the male fantasy. For example, Deep Rock Galactic appeals to the fantasy of having a union job.

Gen Z's media literacy is so through the floor they genuinely think Eminem's new album is about them and not himself

The left uses the term 'reactionary' in the exact same way the right uses the word 'woke'

Blonde women are the white people of white people

Can't believe people hate on modern Green Day when they wrote the line 'burning books in a bulletproof backpack'. Gen X forgot that punk was punk I guess

*Me, who DMs every single week* I had to ask a player to stop looking at their phone so much *Someone who I've never interacted with before* So I am literally JUST about to be diagnosed with ADHD and I...

Saying 'genome' out loud makes it sound like you're reading the word 'gnome' but don't know how to say it right

Suckingham Phallus

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