Well, dying in nuclear war wasn't on my 2025 bingo card, but here we are.

RIP, Johnny Cash. You would have hated the 🍊 shitgibbon.

I just got back from an EPIC #Girltrip with my college roommate. <3 It was GLORIOUS! We explored Nashville and Dollywood and ate and drank all the things. I've not laughed so much in a long time!

Haven’t done this in /years/! Lol Pride parade San Antonio!

Today is my niece's birthday!! For once, we got to spend it with her in person and it was amazing. She's quite the handful for an 8 year old! LOL! But I expect nothing less in my family line. SO MUCH FUN! <3

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

Join the club. We have sweaty boobs. 😂😂

Me, in an actual crisis: Very calm. Very collected. Very get shit done. Also me after any minor inconvenience: Absolutely will lose my shit. 🤷🏼‍♀️

If there's anything I learned from watching Grey's Anatomy, it is that dancing out the crazy pants energy works every time! LOL! Not me dancing through the house as I clean.. Also? TWO MORE WAKE-UPS UNTIL OUR HOUSE IS FULL AGAIN!

So for those of you who saw my TikTok last year when I was teaching my girls how to talk to American boys, which song should I use this year? The same one (No Scrubs - TLC) or "No" by Meghan Trainor? lol

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This track is here to heal me or break me. We’ll see

They weren't Red-y for it.

After lots of secretive whispering and giggles, we were presented with a cake to celebrate one month as a family. 😍 #HostMomChronicles

I need to come up with a small reward system for myself to stay motivated this week while I work from home this week. Any fun, creative ideas for this dopamine addict that aren't sugar or massive calories? lol

PEOPLE I RECCOMEND WRITING WITH 𝙻𝚞𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚜 (Parody) Holland. 𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧♡ ghost. 𝓕𝒆𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒚ッ «wɾiteɾ's ɑccount» 𝓨𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀 𝓡𝓸𝓼𝓮 ♪ Abaddon(Parody) nyk. ♡̷̷ ⁣⁣𝓼𝐥𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭 ˎˊ ˗ 𝘿𝙚𝙩𝙚𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙃𝙖𝙡𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙖𝙙 — 𝐂𝐥𝐮𝐦𝐬𝐲 ♡¸.•* ― 𝓛𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝓦𝐨𝐥𝐟 ☆☆╮ 𓃦 𝖥𝗋𝖾𝗒𝖺 𝖬𝗂𝗄𝖺𝖾𝗅𝗌𝗈𝗇 Stellaride. •𝙠𝖔𝖗𝖎• 𝕽𝔢𝔪𝔢𝑦· (Darkest!au)™

Crying for my colleague right now. She just celebrated a year of marriage, and this weekend she has to bury her husband. Fuck cancer.

I have to get this out. It’s one thing to come for me. Drag my name through the mud. Point out all of my insecurities. Use them as weapons. But when you start coming at my husband?!?? You’ll learn just what an unhinged crazy bitch I can be.

Current theme.

Just booked tickets for Wicked Changed for good next Sunday 🙏🏻 💖💚