Time to dust this old shitbox off? Seems like you nice folks have made a mess of things again.

sweatpants.

I don't use my existing resources wisely.

There's a special place in hell for people that use the term "hooman" and pretend that their cats are people.

Are FiveFingers still a thing? If so, why? Seems about as fun as toe socks, which while cute on a girl, is super creepy on a big fat dude.

Well, shit.

Nice try, jerkface.

Have you ever taken a shit so big that you come out feeling like a completely different person? No? Uhhhh… neither have I.

DIY Thursday: Make a homemade sex machine! Post your progress! (Please, not a crusty tube sock, thankyouverymuch)

Way to go, assholes.

Earwax. Earwax EVERYWHERE.

“Does this smell like shit to you?”