Goodmorning everyone

*to the tune of Mr. Brightside* coming outta my cage going back in my cage i think ill stay in my cage i really like my cage

chris daughtry is so overlooked and it makes me sick, quite frankly

if u ever see me staring @ u hard it’s bc i’m tryin to blow you up w my mind :3

bf and i just drove past a large crane/construction site and he longingly goes “god i wanna operate some heavy machinery” ???

love when i block someone and suddenly some burner account w a name like a barcode starts viewing all my shit

Every time you peel a lint roller sheet you should forget a random memory

27 years old, looking at my friend very seriously at the bar and going “you said your partner is a pirate?”

guys i had a double shot of montenegro now im replying to EVERY tweet til i reach the end of twitter

there’s something beautiful about how a 27 year old burnt out bartender and a freshly 21 year old twink busser speak a language only the two of them can understand

i am a junk drawer in the form of a beautiful girl

You are speaking to me as if I am a horse you own instead of a horse you are lucky to have stumbled across in a meadow.

the minute i see a Five Finger Death Punch jacket in the pit i know im not where im ‘sposed tuh be

got way too confident with the hair trimming scissors right before work….and i fear there’s no way to hide it…..

idk who will is but it sounds like yall really want him out #freewill

YOU LOOK ANGRY I AM ANGRY