sit down i need to show u my lap dance skills

sin city baaaaybeee hawwww yeaaaa

forgot i wasnt in my own bed, heard a loud car &had an old man moment

me vs the character i think i am

im off to yell at Oliver Sykes

hotel room pass the vibe check gang ?

oh the kardashes played another pr trick to regain traction much wow

if you like as many as 1 of my tweets I will assume you’re in love with me

*spits* around these parts we dont call 911

work to play thats my motto

inside the hot desert poontang of vegas does that make u horny baby

can you come over and be really weird and annoying

babe r u ok u barely touched ur goon juice

girth master implies the existence of girth apprentice

welcome to twitter idol where we choose americas swaggy star power in shit posting