||: This count is still here? The eff? Well okay then!

Waves from a crow’s nest.

"A person's cannot prove themselves admirably if they are caged, the same way a ship cannot sail if it's eternally anchored. One must be brave enough to let a ship sail on even the most dangerous seas if it is to prove itself worthy. Will it float, or sink?"

"Now enough of the yucky philosopemy... Where's the rum?"

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“...Yo ho, all hands. Hoist the colours high...”

||: I got chu gurl.

“How about a duel for the right to Captain?”

||: Let’s a-go.

||: Any ideas?

"'S not as bad as it sounds, really. Baker adds more bread in the morning than she ought. I think she fancies me."

"'S way to do everything, if you ask me. And ye were."

"That doesn't mean what you think it does." •New to chara, not to fandom or archetype •decade+ exp •crossover welcome •Detailed as you •RT

"Even if ye were, I've met enough witches to know to keep me thoughts to myself around them. Ever see a pirate spontaneously combust?" x.com/horologist_sta…

"No." He shook his head fast. "There is nothing reasonable in a man catching aflame and screaming for his mother louder than a siren." x.com/horologist_sta…

"Cute. Except I could see his skin heat up like a roasted pig b'fore he caught fire." x.com/horologist_sta…

"WOULD YE STOP. MAKING. UP. WORDS?!" x.com/horologist_sta…

"Words that long are gibberish. Every long word is simply an exaggerated short word." x.com/horologist_sta…

With a sigh of exasperation,she tries again. "Fine…Your body has so much alcohol inside it that it goes fwoosh if you get too near a flame." x.com/piratelordjack…

"...Fair enough." x.com/horologist_sta…