People who die in their sleep just forgot to cancel their free trial of death.

Last March (2020)....... This March (2021)

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If you step on the gas and the brakes at the same time, your car takes a screenshot.

Realized this would work better as a poll.

Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, diddly dee.

Toast is the adult stage in the lifecycle of bread.

I only watch porn with my Raycon earbuds 😤

I am slightly miffed that I must eat to survive.

I wish beanies had built in headbands the same way cami's had those built in bras sometimes.

Based on recent data collection, it's going to get increasingly difficult to pretend that I give a shit going forward.

Sometimes when I'm sad I'll think about how the world is 4.6 billion years old and I managed to live during a time that has sour gummi worms.

Here's the context picture for my new header

Talk to me like a human being, it's my kink.

I'm not dummy thicc, I'm just dummy dumb.

Pfizer is Team Valor Moderna is Team Mystic J&J is Team Instinct

I got an ice cube tray that makes gumdrop shaped ice cubes and it truly is the little things in life.

March 2022