yeah... I'm thinking it's about to be another white boy summer

from the river to the sea S̵̘̱̖͎̿̇͝b̴̨̡̗̭̩̆͂̽̅̚T̴͎̱̓O̵̢̨̝̬͎͗̿͋͠͠Z̶̢͉̰̍

in other news: I'm gorfin up this sandwich

love making up new words. like 'gorf' isn't real at all, but if I tell you I'm gorfin up this sandwich you know exactly what I mean

I walk by this car all the time it deserves cultural landmark status

uwu (*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ*.ﾟ

Guy K. Ty max Ogunyemi Ebenezer Friday Gt 91 そ Arrest Trump Mahmoud Haidar.محمود حيدر ℂ𝕠𝕝𝕝𝕚🇦🇹 Joseph Encarnación Southlake Cane Seus Vergüenza internacional ⭐ Joshua Scully 🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺 TroubleSho0ter 𝗕𝗮𝗻𝗲𝗹𝗲_𝗦𝗔🇿🇦 DvannyJr.10🐿 Josh Crummitt Edgar Allan Poe Apologist

not surprised but still bummed. I had tickets! one day we'll get you to coachella sir

morale could be significantly improved with another Year of Luigi

max alex goldman LMAOOOOO

max I don’t understand the little spoon propaganda I always see on the internet I’m a big spoon truther

he just like me fr

max 3 is so clearly correct. 5 is insane for anything but soups stews and chowders

Mike's Hard Lemonade.... listen mike, I like lemonade too but I didn't need to know that

C'mon man, do you really think the younger generations' resistance of AI boils down to not seeing its potential & 'having no imagination'

max Babe, are you feeling okay? You've barely gorfed your sandwich.

I'm gonna get flak for this but I'm a 5 guy

max Max that’s disgusting

max hmm. i'm probably a 2 guy myself

on a rewatch of Sex and the City it's an enjoyable treat to see all the not-quite-yet-famous actors they got for dates. Bradley Cooper gave me whiplash and Kyle MacKachlan has been a treat