warning track power

I'm not saying the Seattle Sounders FC app is anyone's highest priority, but watching the schedule glitch in real time is annoying when trying to make plans. Too bad I can't just select home/away and be done with it ...

Goddam it Bill Lawrence - I should have known better after Scrubs S3E14 "My Screw Up" ... but here we are with Shrinking S2E08 "Last Drink" and you're jerking tears yet again. (But the hilarious opening to S2E09 is one helluva palate cleanser!)

I can't believe Michael Bolton Jr missed twice!

Oregon vs (the 🙄) Ohio State You know that thing where you wish both teams could lose...

🥂

Still thinking about the guy I overheard at the bar who was on a date and in all earnestness told her the "why was 6 afraid of 7" joke.

Welp. We're done for. Seeing is no longer even close to believing

I feel like a cruise line should be able to spell the name of the destination correctly...

You can’t bet against Pulisic on Jan 6. That’s his national holiday.

Ah, but which punch did they put in the bowl?

Elon Musk literally pays Twitter influencers to agree with him.

Corrections: Seth Meyers Late Night with Seth Meyers "the only unknown is whether the reason was whiskey or bourbon" Bourbon is a whiskey. So "whiskey or tequila" works, "scotch or bourbon" works, but "whiskey or bourbon" doesn't. - Your friendly neighborhood jackal

Tom Brady is about to become Jerry Jones.

Now about that Seattle Sounders FC x Lacoste collab I've been waiting on ...

this healdine takes more turns than a doorknob

Just let that opportunity roll right past ya like

that Severance S2 opening camera work though ...

I think every Jason Bourne type show is legally obligated to have a scene in a mission control room with a supervisor yelling, "Eyes! Somebody get me eyes on him yesterday!