This just in. There was a phone call that Dan Andrews made to his Chief Health Officer during the COVID lockdown period. I am astonished that I found this information out as quickly as I did.

I have an update, this may very well be the winning piece of information. Dan Andrews and Jacinda Adern, have both been seen, in a photo. That's pretty concrete info that I think will be critical to the case.

My next piece of information. Smit v State of Victoria is the last piece of official court documentation that is publicly available to see. jade.io/article/1089773 Makes the appeal sound more and more like a lost cause. Oh wait, did I do this right?

I found this piece of info too guys. This wasn't in the official government repository though. Coincidence?

Oh yea, I was supposed to do 10 hours wasn't I? Fucken hell, okay. Umm, let's see here. I think Dan Andrews owned a cat at one point. That seems relevant. I'll add that. Yep, sweet, that's one hour of PI work done. Phew, that nearly could have ended the 10 hours early.

I'm up to hour 6 of 10. I think I've compiled a lot of great information. Like, for example, Dan Andrews, wore a suit, while he was the Premier of Victoria. How much further does this rabbit hole go? Who knows, but I think it will take me another 20 hours of paid time to find out

So my next update. I think I'm up to 7 or 8 hours now. Maybe 9. Anyway, I found that Jacinda Allen, was in fact, outside Australia recently. Apparently she frequents New Zealand a lot. Why the fuck would she do that? Where's her interest in Victoria!!! We demand more! Do more!

Hour number 8. I had exhausted my own resources, and asked Grok on twitter about what I needed to look for. Grok ended up telling me Monica got convicted for not registering a fundraiser. How the tables have turned! I think I need more money.

I was looking for an 11th hour home run, but I only got paid for 10 and I'm up to 9. So I'll just say, whatever happened to the next door neighbours of these politicians? When the politicians move house, their neighbours change. Coincidence... ? I think I'm on to something here

10 hours of PI work done! I would like to thank all those who believed in me. I can't share what I learned in detail with Monica as all 10 hours of my time have been spent, so I'll wait to hear from her about getting me for another 10 hours, to explain what I did for the first 10

@reignitedemaust No worries Monica, we're happy to show you how incompetent you are at managing your business by missing every reminder notice and attempt ASIC tried to contact you since September 3rd last year when your review was due per the picture you just posted. My next 10 hours starts now!

So what did we learn from the 'Strike off' action with RDA? Monica doesn't pay her bills in a timely fashion. I should have investigated my bank account first to see if I received the $1,500 for PI work before looking at Dan Andrews' Facebook account to try and find criminal acts

$129k in donations for a so called court case, that she 'can't talk about', because it's tip top secret or whatever. I'm happy to tell everyone - there is no chance that the case will win. That'll be $1,500 thanks. And $1,500 again next week when I repeat myself.

Things have taken a turn for our favourite Saint …. She has till the end of the day or she’s gonna be “charged & exposed” and will face a private prosecution….. 👀 🍿

Well this is just typical. I get to the juicy good bits and when it comes time to pay for my PI bill, instead of getting the $1,500 owed, I get blocked! I spent a good amount of time pretending to be a shrub at Dan's house and I got poison ivy in the process. Fuck!

Just an update to say Monica Smit is a cunt.

Just a reminder that Monica Smit is a cunt

Awe shit apparently I was employed for 10 hours. Who knew? I didn't, where's me fucken money!