“I asked ChatGPT-“ okay well I asked the big oak tree at the center of the woods and she said you’re a lazy dork

America is failing.

Guys I never thought I’d have to do this but I just left an emotionally abusive relationship, I’ve got a four year old and a cat to feed, and I’m currently in law school with no extra $$$ for groceries. Every little bit helps. 🩷 ko-fi.com/hallie59370

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the grief makes me feel like I’m drowning. how easily it goes from planning our future to parting like strangers. I can barely eat or function. someone tell me it gets better.

How is it i manage to find a great guy when im in the middle of my healing era lmaoo anyway i have a casual date on Friday so we’ll see how it goes 👀

y’all I have a date this afternoon!!!! and for the “bUt IsNt iT tOo SoOn?” people: healing isn’t linear, mind ya business

but y’all I’m not even kidding this guy and I have been talking nonstop all week and he has me giggling and kicking my feet!!!

okay so he unmatched me Gonna go to the restaurant and see if he shows up and worst case I have a hot single girl date by myself lmfao 💃

Update: got stood up. It sucks. But good news is I look amazing and I got to eat delicious food so it’s a win.

Y’all. I went on what was supposed to be a casual coffee date. It ended up lasting FOUR HOURS and evolved into dinner, and we’re seeing each other again on Thursday!!! 👀💕

Date number 2: museum of art and dinner! He’s picking me up. Y’all my butterflies are fluttering SO hard 😭

He’s coming over tonight for movie night. 👀 That’s three dates in one week. 😂❤️

Well. We kissed. And by kiss, I mean I was basically WWE smackdown’d with his tongue being plunged into my mouth. Tell me why this man STRADDLED ME while we were kissing and then BIT THE BRIDGE OF MY NOSE???? mind you, this is our THIRD date 😭 I feel like I’m owed compensation.

Okay, so. Spoke with him about the kissing. Green flag energy - he was receptive, more than willing to let me take the lead, admitted he was a bit rusty, and was super sweet about it. We’re going to give him another shot, chat.

Sweet revenge at last! 🤣

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