I just learned that the word "nun" is just the letter n doing a cartwheel and I just cannot...🤯

Bedtime with Roommate#3... Me: this chapter is long RM#3: yeah...it was 10 pages Me: 10 PAGES! DAAAANG RM#3: YEAH 10 PAGE FLIPS! I have never in my herstory of reading cliterature have heard it called "page flips"

U don't really appreciate what total bangers grocery stores play unless u go shopping after some adult air....okbie

Why are there Jesus commercials during the Super Bowl? #SuperBowl

Am I the only one that found the fact that Rani Mukherjee & Aditya Chopra are married the most interesting part of The Romantics? #netflix #TheRomanticsOnNetflix #pinkypatelofficial #pinkysplaining

1 of the best things about ur depression coming back is the inability to eat anything. All of ur fav food tastes like cardboard. Best kept diet secret ever! It's better than the diarrhea tea. Good thing there's a large reserve to go through. #darkhumor #depression #laughalittle

Yo is anyone brave enough to give this Ben Shapiro guy a hug or, at minimum, a Snickers bar? Where's his mom? Or dad? He needs something that we all know a kick in the a$$ won't fix.

Why does the DMV have all these counters yet no attendants? It's no different than going to Walmeir & seeing all the open, unattended registers. The DMV should have self check out counters. The mom in me is convinced I could do it faster myself.

Watching Waco on Netflix...if u think a 12 yo girl is an ADULT ur mentally unstable. SMH #isaidwhatisaid #WacoAmericanApocalypse #Netflix

No parent who just lost their child's life wants to hear that ur sorry & that ur thoughts are in their prayers. They want gun reform. They want what we've all been asking for. But yet u choose to focus on some silly app that is ACTUALLY informing us about what's really going on.

No one can deny it any longer after watching The Family on Netflix. No matter how much they deny it, religion has 100% been a part of government for the past 80ish years. Which is why it's not really FOR the ppl that live in America #isaidwhatisaid

I LoVe how uber religious ppl always sound like they got shit faced with their religious idols & know exactly what they were thinking & said. It's like "bitch. Jesus died a milly years ago. How do u know what HE believed in?" The book was made by man, not Jesus. #isaidwhatisaid

You know it's bad when even ur normal everyday paranormal reverse harem cliterature books are not interesting! NOT THE CLITERATURE!

It amazes me how easy it is for everyone to ignore all the red flags that a man like Karl Lagerfeld had all in the NaMe Of FaShIoN...

Why are there so many tiny non adult humans running around like fools? Where are the adult humans that own them & why are they not doing anything?

If GuNs DoN't KiLl PeOpLe, then how do books make people gay? 🙄

I am learning so much about mermaids right now...some would say it's almost fintastically mermezmerizing #netflix #merpeople

Listen. LISTEN. I get it. No one likes waiting for the Dr in the waiting room. Bitching about it with all the caucacity u can muster up is not gonna make it any better. Shut up, sit down and scroll on TikTok like the rest of us losers here....duh

Who's out here waiting for the next Ant Man movie to come out? Why is Marvel wasting so much $$ on Ant Man movies? Is there a shitty movie requirement? & why does the bad guy have a cape?! DID NO ONE CONSULT EDNA FROM THE INCREDIBLES? NO. CAPES.

I have no idea why everyone is collectively losing their minds just bc all the members of *NYSNC were in 1 place at 1 time...