“Pro-life” would be 20 Sandy Hook students voting for the first time this election.

Me checking Twitter all day like they’re going to surprise drop the election results a day early

I want Trump to lose for obvious existential reasons but mostly to see him turn on Elon Musk in 72 hours following the election

You can tell he made this meme personally

me, locking in and getting ready for unprecedented levels of screen time over the next 48 hours

Your college friend who did every MLM and is now a real estate agent is going to post "no matter who wins Jesus is King" today and then tomorrow say the absolute worst shit about Harris voters lol. Can't wait.

Elon Musk: "If Kamala Harris wins, I may have to shutdown X"

I'm doing my part!

Reba, not right now……

That’s not Melania. This is insane.

I know she looked at you like this when she said it

Did God tell you to commit Welfare fraud?

i’m driving all undocumented men to the polls right now

THAT ONE DUDE ON HERE BETTER HAVE GOTTEN TACO BELL

they should invent an election where you watch the results and don’t want to kiII yourself