Why did the sand cry? BECAUSE THE SEAWEED!! Hellooooo Twitter I’m HEEEERE! 😂😂

“How do you wipe your butt with those?” Me “I don’t, I use TOILET PAPER?!!!” @............................................................................ #nailclients #sculptednails #acrylicinfillbarton #acrylicoverlay #pinkdiamondnailsapp #infills @pinkdiamondnta

Saaaaake! Why, when the hubby is away and I can starfish the bed?? There is no justice in the world! #starfish #oneinthebed #tiredmum #busyday #pinkdiamondnta

Once again back in lockdown, keeping everyone safe. But who’s keeping the #ExcludedUK safe? We need #paritynotcharity. When will you listen Rishi Sunak