Could 2 followers please copy and re-post this tweet? We’re trying to demonstrate that someone is always listening. Call 116 123 (Samaritans United Kingdom and Ireland). Just two. Any two. Copy, not retweet.

I've always wanted to put Jim McDonald from Coronation Street punching people to Motörhead. Today I did. Enjoy your evening x

The ‘far-right’ aren’t stabbing kids. The ‘far-right’ don’t roam the streets with machetes. The ‘far-right’ aren’t 90% of MI5’s watchlist. The ‘far-right’ don’t blow up trains & pop concerts. The ‘far-right’ aren’t mass-grooming white girls. The ‘far-right’ doesn’t exist.

Am stunned.

Johnny English X Two tier, Free gear, No beer, Freeze an old dear, Unclear, if he's queer, Up the rear.... Kier Starmer.

Meannies He is not imaginary. He's all man !!!

GB News Martin Daubney 🇬🇧 They had an inquiry in to Boris Johnson eating fucking cake, yet can't for 10,000s of girls who have been raped. Both the Conservatives and Labour need political annihilation.

Morning Gorgeous Norm 🖐🖐🖐 Norman S Tanley I'm out today. In anticipation of Boobie Bingo - please may I have numbers 37 and 54. Ta muchly 😘😘 (Can accept winnings in cash or cheque 😉)

22 Veterans a day surrender to their demons. May I please get 2 friends or family members (out of all my friends on my page) to copy & re-post? Someone’s life may depend on it. ❤️ #SuicideAwareness call: 08081914218. Just two. Any two. Say Done.

Lessons in personal finance from Rachel Thieves: 🔴 don’t scrimp and save and improve your home because you won’t see the benefit - the bloated government will. 🔴Don’t scrimp and save to give your children a private education and relieve the burden on state schools 🔴 don’t

Morning all (Spirited1 Norman S Tanley Hondo Lamps ) In case I missed the Sunday morning poo chat. Here's my contribution 💩💩😁

"We must all be free to debate openly and freely without fear..." says the muppet who wants a blasphemy law for Islam.

Hmm, listen to Trevor Phillips on Sky news, who was at the demo yesterday. This pisses on the narrative of all the left wing balloons on here. 👇👇

Here's one for you JW (as a thank you for your daily offerings....) Why don't blind people sky dive ??? Cos it scares the shit out of the guide dog 😬🐕🤣

To be clear

There’s always a tweet.