Since Anderson Silva won last night Petyr Baelish has to call me "Lord Long Ron Von hugendong" for a week #winning

#got140 Game of Thrones I'm Craven more head

Who is all going to #ComicCon ? I'm banned for life cuz last year I got caught throwing cherry bombs at the Twilight booth #SDCC

Fuck this news room show am I right?

“Jeremy Brown: Tyrion Lannister halfman is ALWAYS right. Am I right?” tru dat playa

God dayum these Com Con are all on Game of Thrones D I bet even Hodor could get some vag

#MentionSomeoneYoullRideFor Hill Tribesmen

#MentionSomeoneYoullRideFor Young Money hahaha just kidding fuck those guys

Any one else bummed that #SDCC attendees get all the goodies? RT this for a chance to win an official #GameofThrones swag bag. #GoTSwag

Sorry I haven't been on here in a bit, have you ever seen 127 hours? That basically happened with my penis and a filing cabinet

RT this with your penis (no cheating)

Called that bitch khaleesi, bitches love to be called Khaleesi. #SDCC

Tyrion Lannister FS this amazing guy must follow him

I slayed so much puss at #SDCC it was like shooting fish in a barrel

The only thing better than breakfast in bed is breakfast and head.

Showed that bitch my Emmy nomination, bitches love Emmy nominations.

They call my penis Enron because its too big to fail

Anna Hathaway really makes My Dark Knight rise if ya know what I mean