𝗜𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘆 𝘀𝘁𝘂𝗽𝗶𝗱 𝗴𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀, 𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝗹𝗹 𝘄𝗶𝗻 𝘀𝘁𝘂𝗽𝗶𝗱 𝗽𝗿𝗶𝘇𝗲𝘀. 𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝗭𝗮𝘂𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘆 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗸𝗲𝗲𝗽𝘀.

𝗢𝗻𝗲 𝗴𝗶𝗿𝗹 𝘄𝗿𝗲𝗰𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗰𝗿𝗲𝘄!

Duh. Vi clearly satisfies the older woman's every need that her husband can't or won't do. Just by pure coincidence that is. Nothing more than that. …She's on her way over. Got some stress Lady K's gonna need to help her sort out out.

𝖯𝗂𝗌𝗌𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗈𝖿𝖿 𝖺 𝖹𝖺𝗎𝗇𝗂𝗍𝖾 𝖺𝗂𝗇'𝗍 𝗀𝗈𝗇𝗇𝖺 𝖾𝗇𝖽 𝗐𝖾𝗅𝗅 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗒𝗈𝗎．

Maybe don't make yourself so easy to gank then. ✨

Sorry not sorry, Team. She broke the 𝐒𝐔𝐏𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐓-𝐒𝐋𝐄𝐄𝐕𝐄 again. Vi just had a lot of anger to get out because the bot lane was sucking so much. No promises she won't break her again next time just for the hell of it.

Especially considering Vi is camping her nonstop due to the bait, there's no way the𝐖𝐎𝐁𝐁𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐑𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐔𝐍𝐓 has a chance at winning. Nor will she be walking.

It's not like the whore queen complains. The way she positions herself in lane it's like she wants to get spam ganked. Whatever. She's slam her till she runs out of birth control. Her cuck of a husband won't know it's not his. 😌

Zaun isn't a clean, prim, and proper place. That being said, Vi only accepts the most 𝗦𝗛𝗔𝗠𝗘𝗟𝗘𝗦𝗦, 𝗦𝗟𝗢𝗣-𝗗𝗥𝗢𝗟𝗟𝗜𝗡𝗚, 𝗡𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗬, 𝗡𝗢𝗜𝗦𝗜𝗘𝗦𝗧 𝗦𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗗𝗥𝗔𝗜𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚 from criminals and acquaintances alike.

|•| yeah we horny at work what of it

Just so happens to also be 𝗭𝗔𝗨𝗡𝗜𝗧𝗘 𝗕𝗔𝗜𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗔𝗦𝗦𝗠𝗘𝗔𝗧 as well.

If you qualify as a cow, Vi has to put you in the deepest mating press possible. She doesn't make the rules.

The Enforcer doesn't see this as a bad thing. In fact, those 𝗡𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡 𝗕𝗔𝗜𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗪𝗢𝗕𝗕𝗟𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗧𝗪𝗘𝗥𝗞𝗙𝗟𝗔𝗡𝗞𝗦 could work wonders over in Piltover. 😘

You know, 'Relia makes for a very convincing reason to pay a visit to Ionia. Time to bug Cupcake for some days off.

And yet it sort of seems like she's considering the thought. She'd be a popular choice in the City of Progress that's for certain. If not that, Vi could use a 𝗗𝗜𝗖𝗞-𝗠𝗜𝗟𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚, 𝗪𝗢𝗕𝗕𝗟𝗘 𝗕𝗢𝗨𝗡𝗖𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗜𝗢𝗡𝗜𝗔𝗡 𝗧𝗪𝗘𝗥𝗞𝗧𝗛𝗢𝗧 like her down at the station. 😋

The rumors of my death have been highly exaggerated.