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Pillsbury Tom

@pillsburytom

*Parody Account* We need some more beer

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Amazon Prime Day is here which means I get crescent rolls 20% off. Thanks Pillsbury. After my afternoon range sesh I’m going to plop my happy ass on the couch tonight, pound 28 crescent rolls and throw heavy heat on the NL in the MLB All Star Game #freemoney

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Tournament week for yours truly. I’m prepping by guzzling brewchachos and hitting dick missiles on the range. I feel sorry for the rest of the field because they’re going to get waxed #GOAT

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Can’t believe a midget won the British Open. I could wax BH in golf with an arm tied behind my back. He can’t see over the steering wheel whenever he drives #blind #midget #chump

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Fair is around the corner and I’m rounding in to mid-summer form as I’m crushing a 12er without even catching a buzz #lightwork

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Finally done with #works season. Thanks to the American Patriots out there who came to the stand to support and blow up some fireworks. With that said, I’m flush with cash and looking for some mommies to plow #cashdaddy

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Been scouting the farm for this coming deer season and there are some absolute #toads on property. Buckle up because Pillsbury is getting himself a trophy toad this season #toadwhisperer