How weird would it be if a bald person sang,"I whip my hair back and forth,I whip my hair back and forth"

Don’t chat with me just when you’re bored. itch please! My name is not Adam Lambert. I’m not here for your entertainment.

what do you get if you cross a Rottweiler and a Labrador...... a dog that scares the shit out of u and runs away with the toilet p

The more you do unselfishly, the more you live abundantly.

says that sparkle you see in my eyes is the beginnings of a plot to knock you off that high horse...

is single and you're gonna have to be down right AWESOME if you're gonna change it!

Love y'all <3

Aren't you glad when you hear kids screaming in a store and they aren't yours?

y the fuck is it that every time i like someone ,everyone notices them and fucks it up...