This country isn’t real.

If you have more than 1,080 hours in a video game, you've played it longer than Liz Truss was Prime Minister of the UK

Business consultant in China: Stay the course. Keep covid out. Within 10 years, the West will fall because of long covid. Consultants in the West: Gut public health and tell everyone the pandemic is over. If they notice that people seem sicker, say it’s because of the LoCkDoWnS.

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The Modern Condition

when u finished ur 8hr shift and see WWIII, Russian Missiles, Poland and Pentagon in trending

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You’ve heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for…

RT to confuse an American.

The news is always like: "America has banned wheelchair ramps because they weren't in the Bible. Finland has made ice cream free."

ok my only actual Oppenheimer take is that it’s so unbelievably funny to be watching an intense period piece and have to be like “is that… josh peck?”

when you wake up sleepier than when you went to bed

petition to ban all trendy bathroom signs

this was the scariest place to be at in 2020

Love is sharing a password.