Dear SCOTUS… Things are getting serious… I may need to intervene. 😈😈😈

RIP TECHNOBLADE

We need more visionaries like fart. Truly a legend among us.

@lcfckini I four one would not agree

#ScarvesUpForGood I don’t drink Pepsi nor do I play Futsal but hey $5 for charity is $5 for charity

bruh

What a peculiar scientific anomaly... This could help with my magnetic vortex research...

please let this work

Who else LOOVES their coffee?!? When it’s all full of creamer and milk… Coffee on a warm morning is my dream! #CreamerNation

DramaAlert Pr0d. Яx𝓎yG 𐕣 I don’t care…

Goose learning to count: uhh… honk… one…. Uhhh…. Honk… two…. Uh…

Yo my bad slenderman

Did some thinking. I think Donaldxander Trumpelton could be the next big thing. #thinking

I just wanna say I put Charlie Kirk down as John Laurens way back in July

#MadisonBCT I had to google “Pullman WA college” to see who we were up against

Announcing my campaign for minister!

They didn’t like that