{senses a still presence and turns to see @morrighannlaw so he approaches with a red menu and glass of iced water} Evening. {nodding to her}

Everyone can thank Hveðrungr for the sachretorte idea. It's rich, though. Not sure how all that extra chocolate just fell into it.

@cor_ruptor {grins and tries to distract you by waving about a hot pie}

Hoopla? I have a pie for that. {side eyes @morrighannlaw}

By my standards, the hoopla factor is off the charts tonight. #HooplaVirgin

Oh, crap. Mind readers don't run in the family, do they? {risks an embarrassed glance at @morrighannlaw}

Menu idea: Music band themed pies.

Slayer Pie would just be brutal shreds. Of anything. Served piping hot.

Banana cream pie has been a diner staple for some years. Not to mention the punch line of slapstick comedy routines.

Cake pie?! Experiments begin immediately for this. Ocellus must be Latin for "pie savant".

Steam Powered Giraffe Pie would be seasoned with rabbit, sweetened with honeybee poop and toasted with automatonic electronic harmonics.

Restaurants of lies? Just don't involve the pies.

Bet that guy knows some good pie recipes. RT @TOASTINATIR: So anyone else dig Thranduil or is Kili forever everyone's crush?

°sniffs the air° I smell something. It has the distinct aroma of...hoopla. " °his ear tips inch skyward°

-Smells it too but tries to ignore it.-

Can you smell what the Pie Hole is cooking? I can. It smells like hoopla.

#SeductiveSunday How about these sheets, @morrighannlaw?

I hope you'll eat some of my sweet, hot pie. It's Pi Day, after all. #ItsRational