guys

my third eye is literally wiiiiiiide open…

thinking about that one tweet that’s like pussy so good it has me going hip hip hooray

me, a high femme lesbian putting on a pair of jeans: ooooooo feeling masc today……. feeling…. butch……

amy is literally waiting for sam taylor-johnson in the afterlife so she can beat the ever loving shit out of her

heads up guys im about to be really embarrassing

harry potter LITERALLY saved the world and he’s 5’5

x.com/25lambs/status…

to the airbnb host that reported my account for smoking on the property……… i hope you never get laid a day in your LIFE

i just wanna like those little green olives sooooo badly

me (a lesbian) got stranded in nyc (after a pride march) after seeing my partner (also a lesbian) for the weekend and it’s confirmed that i think most gay people (bisexuals) are annoying (don’t deserve basic human rights)

x.com/halowaydrink/s…

adam driver you are NOT invited to my funeral

breaking my hiatus to congratulate my baby daddy