do other cultures “nuke” their food in the microwave or is that just a terrifyingly American phrase

If you're feeling anxious about the state of the world, perhaps you could try spending every second of every day possible seeking out information and analysis about what's making you anxious with the hope that your mind will rest once it achieves perfect understanding.

It bothers me that yelling “let’s go” without the contraction is let us go… Why are we yelling for permission to leave or be released like it’s a hostage situation when something good happens

I can’t believe I didn’t wear black jeans until college

Twitter could use a “private likes” feature now that our likes are occasionally being put on followers’ timelines… Sometimes I want to support the tweeter, but not the exact tweet that publicly

Now that the new lingo has dropped you could never catch me living in mid-town

There’s going to be a TSA for museums if we don’t get our act together

Was kinda into this girl with 9 toes but I’m lacktoes intolerant

No way this is factual, right??? (Wind turbines for comparison, mostly astonished by the militant cats)

Everyone had a playlist named “Chill” once don’t lie

This is one of my biggest fears

Arkansas loses in devastating fashion again Me:

Arkansas has been outplayed ever since they played Cotton Eye Joe during a stoppage in play… coincidence, I think not.