Don't worry, Beherit. I hear the second zap is less disorienting than the first must have been. But I *do* need to get this office building you're in a little smaller if I'm gonna carry it home with me...

scarf! 🔞 Behold, Richard Scarfy

I'm listening...

Well...it still counts as exercise, right? For Arti Otti 💪

In light of the Borderlands and Minecraft movies, I think Hollywood should be looking at new options. When are we going to get a Megatokyo Movie, for example?

How to c0mm an artist: Incorrect - "Hey, I see you have open slots, could I take one, if you have the time?" Correct -

Hot take: Smooching friends who are much bigger or smaller than oneself is always an excellent activity, and I am not afraid to prove it.

It me

"So then he said he liked short girls and I told them that was about to become a real problem." "Cause of the shrink ray?" "Yep! Anyways, I last saw him scurrying under the kitchen counter with a slice of banana he chopped off when he thought I wasn't looking on Tuesday."

"We're looking at a projected estimate of at least 80 feet before the effects wear off, possibly 100." "Oh, wow, that's... that's a whole lot of Big Bad Wolf!" "Madam Governor, please try to sound less excited..." "Why? The only crisis I see is that his clothes grow with him."

For your consideration: Pinball lounging on an aircraft carrier, pupils dilated to the size of monster truck tires as he slowly bats million-dollar jets over the side into the ocean one by one, his purrs making the hull vibrate as his tail whips up coastal breezes.